YOU’RE EATING YOUR WATERMELON WRONG!
Everyone enjoys eating watermelon, but we've all been eating it the wrong way. There is a correct way to eat watermelon and this old guy named Tom Willett produced a tutorial to teach it to you. It should also be noted, that this guy is considerably out of his mind and has produced one of the most unnecessary videos ever. Now watch and enjoy.-
CLICK HERE to see the video on the correct way to eat a watermelon...all 10 MINUTES worth!
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TRISH IS NOW AN AUTHOR!
Former Morning Mix co-host Trish Doller has gotten her first book published. It's called "Something Like Normal" and it's available at book stores, online or through her website http://www.trishdoller.com/.
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO RANDY'S INTERVIEW WITH TRISH
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BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR WANTS TO SWIM TOPLESS
(SEATTLE, WASHINGTON) A woman has pleaded with authorities to allow her to swim in public pools without wearing a bikini top. They don’t fit her. Jodi Jaecks is a breast cancer survivor. Doctors removed both breasts and her nipples. All that remains are two major surgical scars. She says wearing a swimsuit up top causes her “extreme nerve pain”. So she’d like to swim in only her bikini bottoms. The Seattle Parks and Recreation department wouldn’t allow Jodi to swim topless, even though there’s nothing to see on her chest. The excuse has been that Jodi going topless at the pool would disrupt the “family friendly environment”. After Doctor Patricia Dawson, a breast surgery specialist, called the policy both “stupid” and “incredibly misguided,” the city is overturning that policy for Jaecks...and Jaecks alone. Williams says he will consider future requests from breast cancer survivors with double mastectomies to swim topless only on a "case-by-case basis."

What do you think? Should she be allowed to swim topless? Hit us up on Facebook and let us know.
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TV CHEF GORDON RAMSAY

Randy had the chance to get a few words in with TV Chef Gordon Ramsay while he was filming Kitchen Nightmares at the Mill Street Bistro in Norwalk. (Thanks to Alex Cruey from Firelands Regional Medical Center for the picture)
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE INTERVIEW
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WEREWOLF GIRL
The parents of a 6-year-old “werewolf” girl have abandoned the child. Liu Jiangli is covered from head-to-toe with thick black hair. Half her face is obscured with the werewolf hair. Most of her back is covered in hair that is much thicker than any grown man has. Kids have nicknamed her “The Little Monkey”. It’s an uncommon genetic trait, but is easily treatable in most nations. A newspaper account out of China says the parents dropped their 6-year-old daughter off at school and never returned to pick her up. She’s effectively orphaned, except for a distant relative who’s agreed to raise her.
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CHECK OUT THE BALANCING SKILLS OF LEOPOLD!
A YouTube clip of a 5-month-old boy balancing on his dad's hand has gone viral. The 1-minute video shows little Leopold, who is clearly too young to walk, able to stand and balance on the palm of his father's hand. What makes this so viral-worthy is that mom videos the entire moment and provides the soundtrack. She hums the classic Big Top Theme while 5-month-old Leopold acts like a circus daredevil.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO
--------------THE STARTLING EFFECTS OF TOO MUCH SUN

An unnamed 69-year-old truck driver, who spent 28 years on the road with the sun beating down on his left cheek, is a walking advertisement for sunscreen lotion. The right side of his face is smooth, while the sun-damaged half is crevassed and pruned beyond his years. The biggest message is that you can get UV radiation through window glass even if you are just running an errand. His picture was published in the most recent issue of The New England Journal of Medicine. She recommended periodic monitoring for skin cancer.
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CAVIAR EATING CHAMP!

Alexander Lavrov, a 49-year old from Moscow, won Russia's first-ever caviar-eating contest over the weekend, wolfing down a little more than a POUND of the salty black fish eggs in 86 SECONDS! That's about $5000 worth of the delicacy, for which he won $340, and some caviar to go.
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Dr. Kirk Halliday tells parents about what to watch for so the Chardon school shooting tragedy doesn't happen here.
CLICK HERE to listen to Randy's interview
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WORLD'S LONGEST BRIDAL GOWN TRAIN!
A 17-year-old Romanian model has earned a new Guinness World Record for wearing the "Longest Wedding Train". Her bridal gown was decorated with a flowing taffeta train which trailed nearly 2-miles behind her. You heard that right: Two miles of fabric attached to her bridal dress. She had to be air lifted via a hot air balloon. The designer of the gown said she hired 10 seamstresses for more than 3 months to stitch the 1.86-miles of taffeta.

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NEW INTERNET FAD: BREADED CATS!

The new "Tebowing" or "Planking" is called "Breaded Cats". Here are the official instructions: Take a piece of bread, Cut a hole approximately 1-inch larger than your cat's head. Remember: The bread has to fit around the not just the cat's head, but it's ears, Gently place the bread around your cat's head, Take a picture and post it. The official Facebook page is rapidly approaching over 20,000 fans. Plus, there's a new webpage for fans at BreadedCats.com
Judging from the pictures, the kitties sure SEEM happy about it!
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FREMONT MAN INVENTS THE THERMO-BUDDY!
Jack Zimmerman got tired of his coffee thermos rolling all around his truck, and invented the Thermo-Buddy! CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT OR TO BUY ONE

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COCA-COLA SECRET RECIPE!
The radio show "This American Life" thinks it has found the exact recipe for Coca-Cola in a 1979 newspaper article. The drink's secret flavoring component is something called "Merchandise 7X," and they found it in the February 8, 1979 edition of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, which published an article about a leather-bound notebook that belonged to a pharmacist in the Atlanta area. It's been reported that only two company employees are privy to its ingredients and how they're mixed at any given time--and that those two aren't allowed to travel together out of fear that a traveling accident might take both of their lives.
So what's the secret to making Coke? Well, here's what was written in the notebook:
The recipe:
Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP
Citric acid: 3 oz
Caffeine: 1 oz
Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity)
Water: 2.5 gal
Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart
Vanilla: 1 oz
Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color
The secret 7X flavor (use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):
Alcohol: 8 oz
Orange oil: 20 drops
Lemon oil: 30 drops
Nutmeg oil: 10 drops
Coriander: 5 drops
Neroli: 10 drops
Cinnamon: 10 drops
The inventor had reportedly hit upon the formula for Coke in an attempt to overcome the addiction to morphine he contracted after the Civil War, so it's perhaps not surprising that, in addition to alcohol, the drink originally contained Coca leaves laced with cocaine.
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HELP OUR MILITARY

CLICK HERE for The Department of Veterans Affairs Veterans Day page
CLICK HERE for Family Education's Veterans Day Quiz
CLICK HERE to adopt a platoon and send letters, care packages a more to our troops overseas:
CLICK HERE to send a care package to a soldier who doesn't receive mail
CLICK HERE to ship used books, DVDs and supplies to soldiers
CLICK HERE for the USO site
CLICK HERE for the Veterans Of Foreign Wars website
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RATE YOUR CHILD'S SAFETY
Can your children recite their full name, address and phone number, including area code, city and state?
Can your child make a long-distance telephone call? From a pay phone? With operator assistance?
Does your child know NEVER to enter ANYONE's house without your permission?
Do they know of any special home where they are NOT to enter under ANY circumstances?
If separated from you in a store, would your child go to the nearest check-out clerk?
Would your child verify that the person is in fact an employee of the store?
Does your child know that they should NOT go into a parking lot, either alone or if encouraged by an adult?
Does your child know ALWAYS to play with others and to go places ONLY on the "Buddy System?"
Does your child know that adults seldom ask directions from children, and that IF approached by a car, they should NEVER go NEAR or get INTO the automobile?
Does your child know not to accept rides from anyone without your specific permission?
If allowed, would your child know to proceed immediately to a place where there are other people, such as a store or a neighbor's home?
Would your child REFUSE an offer of a ride lacking your permission?
Does your child know to NEVER tell anyone over the phone that they are home alone?
Would your child yell "NO" and create a scene in public if they were being subjected to "bad touches," and the perpetrator would not stop?
Would your child immediately report to you if an adult asked them to keep a secret from you?
Does your child know NOT to open the door OR answer the door when home alone, even IF it's the telephone repairman?
Do you and your child have a code word to exchange if your plans change?
Does your child know NEVER to talk to OR accept gifts of any kind from someone without parental permission?
Every NO answer indicates an area of risk for your child and it's probably a good idea to ask your child these questions in a modified form as an added precaution. Remember, child safety first!
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YOUR SECRET IDENTITY NAMES:
FIND YOUR CARTOON NAME:
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = stinky / b = lumpy / c = buttercup / d = gidget / e = crusty / f = greasy / g = fluffy / h = cheeseball / i = chim-chim / j = poopsie / k = flunky / I = booger / m = pinky / n = zippy / 0 = goober / p = doofus / q = slimy / r = loopy / s = snotty / t = falafel / u = dorkey / v = squeezit / w = oprah / x = skipper / y = dinky / z = zsa-zsa
use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = diaper / b = toilet / c = giggle / d = bubble / e = girdle / f = barf / g = lizard / h = waffle / i = cootie / j = monkey / k = potty / I = liver / m = banana / n = rhino / 0 = burger / p = hamster / q = toad / r = gizzard / s = pizza / t = gerbil / u = chicken / v = pickle / w = chuckle / x = tofu / Y = gorilla / z = stinker
use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head / b = rnouth / c = face / d = nose / e = tush / f = breath / g = pants / h = shorts / i = lips / j = honker / k = butt / I = brain / m = tushie / n = chunks / 0 = hiney / p = biscuits / q = toes / r = buns / s = fanny / t = sniffer / u = sprinkles / v = kisser /
w = squirt / x =humperdinck / y = brains / z = juice
FIND YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
Take your middle name and then add it to the street you grew up on. If you moved a lot, use the street that you lived on for the longest period of time. If you grew up on a numbered street, use the name of the neighborhood, because no one wants the name Catherine 262, which sounds way too much like an AOL log in name.
FIND YOUR ADULT FILM STAR NAME:
Pick your favorite animal growing up. Next, use your mother's maiden name as the last name.
FIND YOUR DRAG QUEEN NAME:
Take the name of your first pet. Then, take the last name of your first boyfriend or girlfriend.
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DRAW A PIG PERSONALITY TEST!
Draw a pig on a piece of paper. Look below to see how your pig is drawn and what it means:
Towards the top of the paper You are optimistic and positive.
Near the middle of the paper You are a realist.
Towards the bottom of the paper You are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.
Facing left You believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates and birthdays.
Facing right You are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front You are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate, and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
Facing rear You probably should be seeing a psychologist.
Drawn with many details You are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
Drawn with few details You are emotional and naive, you care little for detail, and you are a risk taker.
Drawn with fewer than 4 legs showing You are insecure or you are living through a period of major change.
Drawn with 4 legs showing You are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
Sliding Scale Indicators:
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
OK, who didn't draw a tail?
Try it online! CLICK HERE for the Draw A Pig website
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Yeah, it's mean, but I've always though Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a horse.

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